Funny Wine Puns Wine Stoppers - Set of 4 with Laser Engraved Wood Box
Looking for a fun bridesmaid gift, housewarming gift, or something to take to a bridal shower or baby shower? This set of 4 adorable wine stopper is just the thing you need. Choose any 4 of our wine puns for your stoppers, and choose 1 design for the top of your box. Alternately, create a word with our Periodic table letters. Stoppers have a .75" cork shank designed to fit snugly in standard 750mL wine bottles.
Ordering Note: Unlike our other packaging options, this box DOES INCLUDE four wine stoppers.
When you submit your order, please use the notes section to let me know which design(s) you'd like for each of your 4 stoppers, and which design you'd like for the box lid. If you want to create a word for the box lid from the periodic table tiles, please let me know which tiles to use. Proof will not be sent unless requested on this item.
W1 - You had me at merlot
W2 - Age gets better with wine
W3 - very winey
W4 - I drink therefore I am
W5 - Time to un-wined
W6 - Take me to your liter
W7 - winey bitch
W8 - Running out of alcohol is a no wine situation
W9 - Love the wine you're with
W10 - Winers gonna wine
W11 - Would you look at that, it's wine-o-clock
W12 - Screw it
W13 - Wine is just win with an e
W14 - Wine not?
W 15 - Wine: It's what's for dinner
W16 - My doctor says I need glasses
W17 - A meal without wine is called breakfast
W18 - I need a hug(e) bottle of wine
W19 - In Vino Veritas (In wine we trust)
W20 - More wine, less whine
W21 - Wine doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean against walls, floors & ugly people
W22 - sip happens
W23 - I love you more than I love wine, and I really love wine
W24 - Without wine there would be chaoe & darkness
W 25 - Wine is the answer. Wait, what was the question.
W26 - Keep calm and drink wine
W27 - Wine: (n.) How classy people get wasted
W28 - It's not drinking alone if the dog is home
W29 - Is this room actually spinning or is this just really good wine
W30 - Give me wine & tell me I'm pretty
W31 - Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
W32 - "Trust me, you can dance" ~Wine
W33 - Cheaper than therapy
W34 - No great story every started with someone eating a salad
W35 - ...to be continued
Box: 2.75" square x 1.5" tall, made from 1/8" birch. Includes "rest" for stoppers.
Stoppers: Cap is hardwood, 1.1" diameter. Cork is natural cork, with a .75" shank, designed to fit standard 750mL wine bottles. Total height of stopper is 1.3".
First Item: $4.95
Additional Items: $0.00
All Other Countries
First Item: $12.95
Additional Items: $0.00
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